| It's all jus' dialogue!An Interview With
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| | enemy. But then, we go to the next
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| TruthIt is almost popular now to casually
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| | interview...Planet of the Apes
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| remark on the negative effects of smoking
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| | Interview"Planet of the Apes," the
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| cigarettes. "Yeah, that's almost as
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| | original 1968 film, was great. Of
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| dangerous as smoking," one teen comments
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| | course, it was based on a novel, and not
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| about the suggestion of jumping off a
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| | some script writer's heroin-induced
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| bridge. His popularity rating gained 7
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| | dreams. That is perhaps the greatest
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| points, which would be lost when he later
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| | reason why the film itself was
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| made the comment, "That's almost as sexy
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| | magnificent. However, there were some
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| as a nine year old boy!" When I talked
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| | complaints against it. In my effort to
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| with this teen, whom asked that his
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| | discover them, I interviewed the fans of
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| identity be referred to as "Super X," he
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| | "Planet of the Apes."Punkerslut: Hello,
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| said, "I really thought I was cool with
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| | everyone.Jack: Hey, slut.Dave: Yo,
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| the guys when I they liked my
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| | homie.Punkerslut: Uh, yes... What did
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| anti-smoking remark. He made me feel
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| | you two think about the beginning
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| like a real part of the team, because all
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| | dialogue in this movie? Taylor talks to
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| night, I hadn't said anything. I was
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| | Landon, telling him about his life,
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| still dreaming about that Casey Lain
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| | saying that the main reason that he went
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| video I saw earlier." Then, he shared
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| | on the trip was to live up to his
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| his sorrows with me, "They made a mistake
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| | American image. Taylor, however, thinks
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| when I said a nine year old boy... I
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| | that he himself left Earth because it was
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| meant because, most of the time, nine
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| | too superficial. What do you think of
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| year old boys are accompanied by really
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| | these?Jack: I didn't really like that
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| hot, late-30's mothers. Now that turns
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| | dialogue. It was too complicated.Dave:
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| me on." Then Super X had to depart my
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| | I totally agree. I think Taylor should
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| presence, so that he could pick up a
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| | have been like, "Man, that would suck if
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| K-Mart catalogue for children's
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| | this was really earth and it was
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| swimsuits.While flipping through the
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| | inhabited by apes."Jack: Yeah, and
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| channels of TeeVee (that glamorous
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| | Landon could say, "Yeah, that would
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| fuck-box), I saw a Truth commercial.
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| | really suck. And like, this whole area
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| Truth, for all of you who have selective
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| | is called the Forbidden Zone." And that
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| vision and can't see propaganda, is an
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| | token black guy could be like, "Whoa,
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| anti-smoking organization. In this
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| | totally. Fo' shizzle, my shnizzle!"Dave:
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| commercial, they piled up dead bodies at
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| | See, it wasn't really necessary for him
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| the corporate headquarters of some
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| | to go off on a tangent like that about
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| smoking business -- well, dead body bags,
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| | life. He should have been focused on the
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| and I'm only assuming they had real
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| | possible ape-like dangers that lay ahead
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| bodies in them because they were heavy,
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| | of him, instead of talking like he landed
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| and the people kept shouting through a
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| | from a spaceship on a new planet, which
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| microphone, "Do you like killing
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| | he did, but that's besides the point.
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| people!?!?" In another commercial ad,
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| | Like, they could have developed an
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| they drive a van through a rich
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| | anti-Zaeis campaign with slogans and
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| neighborhood and blast propaganda through
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| | stuff, that way they could be prepared
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| a microphone, "We know you invest stock
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| | for Ape City.Punkerslut: Hhhmmmm, I
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| in smoking businesses!" Now... Carrying
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| | see.... What were both of your favorite
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| dead bodies and blasting noise in a
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| | episodes?Jack: MY favorite episode was
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| neighborhood at 3 in the morning, those
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| | the third one, where Dr. Zira goes to
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| are only misdemeanor crimes. Honestly,
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| | Earth and attends Women's Rights
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| these commercials look more like
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| | meetings, gets drunk, and wears clothing
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| pro-mischief-ism than anti-smoking.
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| | from JC Penny.Dave: Personally, I liked
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| Finally, one commercial, they talked
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| | the fifth episode the best. I mean, apes
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| about something like the cowboys being
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| | living among mankind, it was like a
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| killed by smoking, and then they have
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| | utopia, but then those goddamned mutants
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| horses dragging body bags (again, with
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| | had to come out of their caves and mess
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| the bodies), and then there was some
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| | everything up. That's why I stopped
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| propaganda terms thrown at me, which I
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| | recognizing wheelchair people as human
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| think I will only benefit the reader by
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| | beings.Punkerslut: Uuuuhhhh?... well,
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| not repeating. So, just what gives?
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| | moving on... Was there anything about
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| Fortunately, I got an interview with the
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| | the first episode that bothered either of
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| people from Truth. The three whom I
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| | you?Jack: I think the apes should have
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| interviewed were John, Susane, and
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| | been.... you know... big
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| Charles.John: When I think about the big
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| | breasted.Punkerslut: What the hell are
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| smoking corporations, I see the face of
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| | you talking about?Jack: Honestly, I
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| Hitler.Punkerslut: Really?John: Yeah,
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| | can't stay focused on something for more
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| and in a few years, they'll have the
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| | than six seconds unless sex is in....
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| Nuremburg Trials again for everyone who
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| | what were we talking about?Punkerslut:
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| has sold cigarettes.Punkerslut: Do you
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| | Dave, did you have any problems with the
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| think that smoking companies should be
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| | first episode?Dave: Besides the
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| killed for what they do?John: Oh, most
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| | beginning dialogue, I really think Taylor
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| definitely. We're like Gandhi, we try to
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| | should have nailed that Nova girl. He
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| change society.Punkerslut: In less than
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| | shoulda' really thrown her to the floor.
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| 37 seconds of this interview, you managed
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| | And Dr. Zauis shouldn't have been the
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| to compare smoking companies to Hitler
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| | chief of science. He shoulda' been the
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| and yourself to Gandhi. How do you
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| | chief of kick ass.Punkerslut:
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| respond to these accusations?John: I
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| | Uuuummmm.... anything else, Dave?Dave:
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| think that, the media is biased, towards
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| | Now that you mention it, it would have
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| smoking companies, because all of the
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| | been really cool if Charleton Heston had
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| smoking companies control the
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| | a gatling gun in that movie.Punkerslut:
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| media.Punkerslut: Fascinating. Susane,
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| | And how could a gatling gun be
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| do you have anything to add to
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| | explained?Dave: I 'unno..... he brought
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| this?Susane: What I really don't like
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| | it with him from earth.Punkerslut: They
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| about chemists and drug users, though, is
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| | let him bring a gatling gun with him on
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| they act like they know what they're
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| | the space ship?Dave: Well, they do bring
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| talking about.Punkerslut: When they
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| | that weird ice cream on space ships. I
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| really don't?Susane: Yeah.Punkerslut:
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| | don't see why a gatling gun would be
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| And you, Charles?[At this point, Charles
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| | different.Punkerslut: You're probably
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| starts waving his arms around and
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| | right.Dave: Yeah, I am. And like,
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| drooling.]Susane: It's been worse ever
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| | Taylor would arrive at the city of the
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| since the accident.Punkerslut: What
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| | apes, and he would be like, "Eat lead,
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| happened?Susane: He was hit by a truck,
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| | apes... Det det det det det...." And
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| and the doctors had to surgically remove
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| | like, they could explode and stuff, and
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| his brain.Punkerslut: I'm so sorry.John:
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| | the humans would learn to talk because,
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| A truck, I add, which was paid by the
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| | you know, guns and violence are necessary
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| smoking companies to do this!Punkerslut:
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| | to real communication...Punkerslut:
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| The truck was paid?John: Well....
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| | Okay, Dave, shutup.... Final
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| yesh.Punkerslut: Incredibly
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| | question..... Would either of you like
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| provocative.Susane: Charles still does
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| | to see another "Planet of the Apes" movie
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| our commercials for us.Punkerslut: I
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| | made? Several years back, they remade
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| would have never of guessed.... but,
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| | the first episode. Should they do the
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| moving on, what do you think about your
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| | same to the second episode?Jack: Well,
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| civil disobedience towards smoking
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| | they tried to. That was their intention.
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| companies?Susane: We're fighting an
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| | To remake all of them.Punkerslut:
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| oppressive system, Punker. We need
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| | But...?Jack: Their first remake was so
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| everyone's help we can get.Punkerslut:
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| | piss-poor, they decided not to torture
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| An oppressive system?Susane: Yes...
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| | humanity with more sequels.Punkerslut:
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| well, see... Smoking is bad.Punkerslut:
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| | It's good to see film directors with
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| Is it?Susane: It certainly
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| | Humanitarian ideals. We could only wish
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| is!Punkerslut: Why?[At this point, the
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| | George Lucas had the same ideals before
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| three looked at each other with blank
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| | he made Star Wars Episode 1, or before
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| faces. A minute would pass before
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| | Steven Spielberg made AI and pissed on
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| someone spoke...]John: Because... it's
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| | the corpse of Kubrick, or before Steven
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| not healthy?Punkerslut: Fascinating.
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| | Segal made any movie at all.Dave: It's
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| What if a person wants to smoke, out of
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| | hard being the life of a cynic, isn't
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| their own liberty?Susane: See, that's
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| | it?Punkerslut: You have no idea.
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| the thing... Smoking is bad.Punkerslut:
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| | Life,Punkerslut (or Andy Carloff) has
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| I would say you narrowly avoided
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| | been writing essays and poetry on social
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| answering the question, but watching you
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| | issues which have caught his attention
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| avoid the question is like watching a 500
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| | for several years. His website provides
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| pound man jump a hurdle.John: What do
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| | a complete list of all of these writings.
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| you mean, liberty?At this point, each of
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| | His life experience includes
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| them gave me their idea of a Utopian
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| | homelessness, squating in New Orleans and
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| society, while I nodded my head and
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| | LA, dropping out of high school, getting
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| wondered why I thought this would be
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| | expelled from college for "subversive
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| interesting. This sort of interview is
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| | activities," and a myriad of other
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| something I would not wish upon my worst
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| | revolutionary actions.
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