Guerrilla PR- Chapter One

THE NATURE OF MEDIAThirty years ago, Marshallrelations" and "publicity" are used interchangeably.
McCluhan, the father of modernThey shouldn't be. Publicity is only one manifestation
communications, wrote the immortal words, "Theof P.R.-specifically,
medium is the message."achieving notoriety through accumulated press
Today I would amend that to, "The medium is theexposure. A publicist knows
media." Our civilization isnewspapers, magazines, and TV talk shows. Public
utterly dominated by the force of media. After ourRelations is much more
own families, no influencethan that. The Public Relations expert is as well
holds greater sway in shaping the text of our beingversed in human nature as in
than do the media thateditorial and sound bytes.P.R. can be as macro as a
cloak us like an electronic membrane.We all think ofcampaign to persuade foreign governments so buy
ourselves as unique, unlike any person past orU.S. soybeans, or as micro as a warm handshake.
present.The notion that P.R. is
Indeed, what gives human life its divine spark is thesimply a matter of mailing press releases is nuttier
distinct quality of everythan a squirrel's
individual. Yet in many ways we are all the same.breakfast. As producer, manager, and publicist Jay
The task of marketBernstein says, "P.R. is
analysts, pollsters, and demographers is to identifygetting a front table at the right restaurant, getting
those characteristics weyou invited to the right
share, and group us accordingly. If you are in yourparty, and getting into first class with a tourist
early forties, male,ticket."A man who has greatly affected my thinking,
Caucasian, a father of two, earn $50,000 or more,the esteemed business author
and listen to a Top 40and lecturer Tom Peters, tells the story of a visit to
radio station, there are total strangers out therea neighborhood
who know an awful lot aboutconvenience store. "American Express was being a
you.That's because they understand a lot aboutlittle user-unfriendly,"
your upbringing. They knowTom recalls, "and it took a good three minutes for
you watched "The Mickey Mouse Club" in the fifties,my AMEX card to clear.
"The Man FromWhen it finally did, the cashier bagged my purchase,
U.N.C.L.E." in the sixties, "Saturday Night Live" in theand as I turned to go
seventies, becamereached into a jar of two-cent foil-wrapped mints.
environmentally conscious in the eighties, and wereHe pulled one out,
probably sorry ABCdropped it in my bag, and said, 'The delay you
canceled "Thirtysomething" in the nineties. They'veexperienced was inexcusable.
got your number becauseI apologize and hope it doesn't happen again. Come
they understand the role the media have played inback soon.' For two
your life from the momentcents, he bought my loyalty for life."This story is
you Boomed as a Baby.Today, in America, we tuneabout one small business owner and only one
in to over 9,000 commercial radio stations, 1,100customer, but it's
television stations, 11,000 periodicals, and over 11,000a perfect example of good P.R. But what about bad
newspapers with aP.R.? I doubt there's
combined circulation of nearly seventy million. Theseanyone on the scene who has mastered that
are the sources of ourdubious craft better than
opinions on everything from nuclear disarmament tosometime-billionaire Donald Trump. This is a man who
Madonna's love life.has lost control of
Nobody likes to be told what to think, but all of us,his own gilded ship. His lurid infidelities, his profligate
every single day, are toldspending, his
precisely what to think about.As Anthony Pratkanisprecipitous fall from fortune, and, worst of all, his
and Elliot Aronson show in their insightful book, Ageattempt to exploit the
ofMike Tyson rape tragedy to promote a prize fight,
Propaganda, the mass media are most effective incollectively paint a portrait
terms of persuading theof a thoroughly vulgar mind.The Donald doesn't care
public for two primary reasons. First, they teachwhat you say about him, as long as you spell his
new behavior and, second,name right. True, whenever he opens his mouth or
they let us know that certain behaviors aremakes a move, the press is
legitimate and appropriate. So, ifall over him. But his massive celebrity has made him
the media are encouraging certain buying patterns,only a famous fool. You
fashion trends, modes ofare not likely to achieve the degree of fame that
thinking, the unstated message we receive is "It'sMr. Trump has, but, given
okay for me to like that,his shameful image, I would congratulate you on
do that, feel that." In this way, our culture evolves,that.P.R. VS. MARKETINGWith Guerrilla P.R. (and P.R. in
is accelerated, andgeneral), you do not tell the public that your
disseminated.Like the transcontinental railroad of thenew digital fish cleaner is the greatest invention since
last century, the media link everythe dawn of time. You
city, gully, farmhouse, and mountaintop in Northcould easily do that in an ad. Your goal is to lead
America. Regionalism ispeople to draw that same
fading. The American accent is more uniform; ourconclusion for themselves. Otherwise, you're
penchant for migrationengaging in good old-fashioned-
and blending in is like the smoothing out of a greator is it new-fashioned?-marketing
national blanket. We arestrategy.Companies often relegate public relations to
fast becoming one.A common grammatical errortheir marketing departments.
occurs when people say "The media is" ratherThat might make sense from a corporate point of
than "The media are" ("media" being the plural ofview, but there's a distinct
medium"). Yet I sensedifference between P.R. and marketing. Going back
people who say "the media is" are on to something.to the "science vs. art"
They perceive the manyanalogy, whereas P.R. is the art, marketing is the
arms of the media-TV, newspapers, radio, etc.-asscience.Bob Serling, President of the Stratford
part of one monstrouslyMarketing Group, an L.A.-based
monolithic creature. The media are "one"marketing firm, has written, "Marketing is everything
too.Consider "Baby Jessica" McClure, for whom myyou do to make sure
firm donated publicyour customers find out about, and buy, your
relations services. Jessica was the toddler fromproducts and services." That's
Midland, Texas, who fell downa tall order, and to go about filling it, marketing
a narrow pipe in her backyard in 1987. For thirty-sixexecutives lug around a
hours, America washefty bag of tricks.To a large degree, they rely on
mesmerized by press coverage of her rescue.surveys, demographic analyses and
Acting as a concernedestablished sales and advertising procedures to
neighbor, the media conveyed Jessica's light to theaccomplish their goals. But
nation. The private agonyin Public Relations, intangibles play a far greater role.
of the McClure family became the anguish of allHow do you measure a
America.Think of it: the temporary suffering of onefeeling? It's not easy, but in P.R. we trade in the
"insignificant" little girl stoppedrealm of feelings every day.
the world's most powerful country dead in its tracks.We may use the media as the vehicle, but the
(Then, to canonize thelandscape we traverse is
experience, the TV movie version of Jessica's storycontoured by human emotion.Marketing often goes
made it to the smallhand-in-hand with advertising. The undeniable
screen within a year.)Without those cameras thereadvantage with advertising is that the advertiser
to catch it, and those TV stations to broadcastretains full control. He
it, Baby Jessica's ordeal would have made absolutelyknows exactly what his message will say and
no impact on anyoneprecisely when it will be seen.
other than her family and those who saved her.But remember this little fact of life: most top ad
Because of the media, all ofagencies consider a 1-2
America for two days became part of Jessica'spercent response rate a triumph. That's all it takes
family.CONTRACTION AND EXPANSIONJournaliststo make them happy.
and talk-show hosts like to claim they're in theAnd, like it or not, most people don't take ads as
informationseriously as advertisers
business or the news business. But you know and Iwould like. Everybody knows they're bought and
know they're in thepaid for.I prefer the odds with major media
money business just like everyone else. Becauseexposure. True, you do lose a large
practically all media aremeasure of control, and you never know for sure
privately held profit-making ventures, they behavewhen or how your message
much like any otherwill be conveyed. But the public is far likelier to
enterprise, looking for ways to increase the bottomaccept what it gleans from
line.To do that they must expand their consumerthe news media over what it sees in commercials. If
base, that is, their audience.Dan Rather says a new
They must give the customer what he or shesports shoe is a daring innovation, people will give
wants. So if your local newsthat more credence than
station runs a few too many five-part specials onif company spokesman Bo Jackson says it. The
the illicit sex lives of nunsnews, indeed the truth, is
during "Sweeps Month," remember they're onlywhat Dan Rather says it is.So who tells Dan Rather
trying to please the viewers.Creating a successfulwhat's news? The media like to boast they rely on
product means citizens may not always get theace newsgathering staffs; but in fact they depend a
information they need. A Harvard researcher foundgreat deal on public
the average networkrelations people. That doesn't mean the journalists of
sound byte from presidential campaigns droppedAmerica are saps.
from 41.5 seconds perThey're just looking for good stories. A hungry
broadcast in 1968 to just under 10 seconds in 1988.reporter and a smart publicist
That translates intois a match made in heaven, and it's been that way
roughly sixteen words a night with which to makesince the dawn of the
up our minds on whoCommunication Age.FROM THE GUERRILLA P.R.
should run the country. We absorb more information,FILEIn Amarillo, Texas, you'll find the Big Texan Steak
yet understand lessRanch, where the owner
than ever before.This is a logical consequence of bigissues the following challenge:If you can eat a
media. Their existence depends onseventy-two-ounce steak in an hour, you get it free.
keeping the audience tuned in. If TV station "A"News of
covers candidate "B"the deal traveled far and wide, even to the skies
droning on about farm subsidies, most of thewhere I first read about it in
audience will probably switch toan airline magazine.GLORY DAYS: THE FOUNDING
station "C" running a story about the stray catOF THE P.R. INDUSTRYThe public relations industry
raised by an affectionate pig.flourished with the growth of twentieth-century
Station "A" would be wise to ditch candidate "B" andmass media, although sensitivity to public opinion on
send a crew out to filmthe part of public figures
Porky and Tabby.Along with this contraction ofis nothing new. Even Abraham Lincoln got into the
information is a parallel expansion of media.act, declaring once, "What
Because social scientists have us so preciselykills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself." The
categorized, outlets targeted tofathers of modern P.R. knew
specific groups flourish. Lear's caters to mature,the value of simple images to convey powerful
high-income women.messages.Edward Bernays, founder of modern P.R.,
Details appeals to middle-income, fast-tracker men.defined his mission as the
Essence aims for blackengineering of consent. He was a nephew of
women.Peter Yarrow, of Peter, Paul, and Mary, tellsSigmund Freud, and he strikes
a great story in his stage showme as having been just as perceptive about human
to illustrate how narrowly focused we've become asnature as his esteemed
a society. In the 1940suncle. Bernays displayed a genius for concocting
and 1950s we had the all-encompassing Lifeindelible images, something
magazine. Then, we cropped ourgood P.R. campaigns require. In one early triumph, he
vision down to People magazine in the seventies (allarranged for young
of Life wasn't gooddebutantes to smoke Lucky Strikes while strolling in
enough anymore). Things tightened up even moreNew York's 1929 Easter
with Us. Now we have Self.Parade. What Bernays sold to the press as a bold
Somewhere, there's just gotta be a magazine justpolitical statement on
for you. I can just imaginewomen's rights was no more than a gimmick to sell
it: on sale now, "Fred Morganstern Monthly."Not onlycigarettes.Pioneers like publicist/film producer A.C.
do we see more media outlets, but the flow ofLyles set the pace for generations
information hasof publicists to follow. Another innovator, Ivy Hill, is
likewise increased dramatically the past few years.often credited with
Fax machines, cellularinventing the press release. Hill believed telling the
phones, modems, fiber-optic cables, Low Power TV,"truth" in journalistic
satellite down-links, allfashion would help shape public opinion. He sensed
have reshaped the way we get our information,editors would not
when we get it, and what wedismiss press releases as ads, but rather would
do with it.During China's "Goddess of Democracy"perceive their real news
protests in 1989, the studentsvalue. He was right.The publicist's ability to appeal to
kept in touch with the outside world via fax.newspapers proved invaluable to captains
Instantly, China seemed to leapof industry seeking to shore up their images. Back in
forward from feudal empire to modern nation.the 1920s, Hill
Vietnam was the first "we'll bemasterminded industrialist John D. Rockefeller's
right back after these messages" war. As napalmmuch-ridiculed habit of
rained down on the jungle,handing out dimes to every child he met. Ridiculous
we saw it live as it happened. We had no time tobut effective in its time.
process information or(Imagine T.Boone Pickens trying that
analyze events as we were barraged by them.today.)Occasionally, clients got less than they
Because of improvedbargained for. In the late 1950s, the
communications, the Gulf War had the same effect,Ford Motor Company hired P.R. trail-blazer Ben
only with infinitely moreSonnenberg to help overcome
drama.The media may have accelerated the processthe negative fallout from the Edsel fiasco. He
of dissemination, but as wecharged Ford $50,000 for a
found out in the days of the first supersonic jets,foolproof P.R. plan, and after three days submitted it
breaking the sound barrierin person. Sonnenberg
did not, as some scientists feared, cause planes tolooked the breathless executives in the eye and
disintegrate. Likewise,intoned, "Do nothing." With
instant news did not cause us to psychologicallythat, the dapper publicist pocketed his check and
disintegrate.There's no way to assess what thiswalked out, much to the
means to society. To be carpet-bombedslack-jawed shock of the Ford brain trust.Even
by information must have far-reaching consequencesnations sometimes need help. During the 1970s,
to our civilization, butArgentina developed a
that's for future observers to sort out. Today, welittle P.R. problem when its government kidnapped
face an intimidating media-and murdered thousands
driven culture. Anyone looking to succeed in businessof its own citizens. Buenos Aires hired the
must first master thehigh-powered U.S. firm of Burson-
fundamentals of navigating the media. To reachMarsteller to tidy things up. For a cool $1,000,000,
customers, donors, orthe firm launched an
investors-to reach the public-one must rely on theextensive campaign involving opinion-makers from
media as the primearound the world: a
intermediary. The methodology to achieve this isstream of press releases stressed, among other
known as Public Relations.THE NATURE OF PUBLICthings, the Argentine
RELATIONSHalf the world is composed of peopleregime's record in fighting terrorism. Sometimes the
who have something to saytruth can be stretched
and can't, and the other half who have nothing tountil it tears itself in half.I don't wish to give the
say and keep on saying it.-- Robert FrostI'm oftenimpression that P.R. is strictly a polite version of
asked whether public relations is a science or an art.lying. That's not the case. As I said, P.R. is
That's agift-wrapping. Whether delivered
valid question. In science, two plus two equals four.in fancy or plain paper, truth is truth, and the public
It will always equal fourultimately comprehends
whether added by a Republican from Iowa, ait. The trick is packaging the truth on your own
shaman from New Guinea, or anterms.How often have you read about a big movie
alien from Planet X. However, in public relations, twostar storming off the set of a film
plus two may equal four.because of "creative differences" with the director?
It may equal five. It may equal zero today and fiftyWe all know the two
tomorrow.Public relations is an art.Like an art, thereegomaniacs probably hated each other's guts. But if
are rules of form, proven techniques, and standardsthe papers printed that,
ofwe'd perceive the situation very differently. By our
excellence. But, overall, it's a mercurial enterprise,soft-pedaling the row with
where instinct is aswords like "creative differences," the movie star's
legitimate as convention.Public relations was oncereputation remains intact,
defined as the ability to provide the answers beforeeven though intuition tells us he's "difficult."MORE
the public knows enough to ask the questions.THAN ONE PUBLICThus far, when referring to the
Another P.R. pundit oncepublic, I've generalized to mean the
stated, "We don't persuade people. We simply offerpopulation at large: We the People. The sophisticated
them reasons tomodern art of P.R.
persuade themselves." I define what I do asencompasses many more "publics" than that. In fact,
gift-wrapping. If you package aselective targeting is a
bracelet in a Tiffany box, it will have a higherprimary tactic in sound P.R. strategies. As you will
perceived value than ifsee, bigger is not always
presented in a K Mart box. Same bracelet, differentbetter.Depending on the goals, a publicist could
perception.PERCEPTION IS REALITYDon Burr, formertarget any one of various business,
CEO of People Express Airlines, once said, "In theconsumer, or governmental communities. An investor
airlineseeking financial backing
industry, if passengers see coffee stains on theaims for the financial press and relevant trade
food tray, they assume thepublications. A rock musician
engine maintenance isn't done right." That may seemzeroes in on the local music rags. A lobbyist might
irrational, but in thisneed nothing more than a
game, perception, not the objective truth, mattersfriendly article in the Washington Post, a retailer only
most.How one comprehends given information isthe residents of his
all-important in public relations.immediate neighborhood.Though I've found a few
For decades, baby harp seals were bludgeoned toclients easily dazzled by quantity, in P.R. quality is
death by fur hunters, butwhat really counts. A seven-inch stack of press
until the public saw the cute little critters up closeclippings means nothing unless
and personal andthe objectives of the campaign have been met. The
perceived the hunt as unacceptable, the problemscrapbook makes a great
didn't exist. Before that, itMother's Day gift, but I'd rather see my clients'
was a matter of trappers preserving their hardycareers advanced in the
way of life. The sealsright direction.Figuring out which public to reach is
ultimately hired the better publicist.This also works inone of the most critical decisions a
negative ways. The congressional check-bouncingpublicist makes. My orientation-and, I hope, yours-is
scandalgeared toward the
was a case in which individual congressmen's visibilitymost significant audience vis-à-vis your
skyrocketed, whileobjectives, which is not necessarily
their credibility plummeted. The Tobacco Institute, athe widest. You may want to target the people you
Washington-basedbuy from, the people you
lobbying and P.R. outfit, spends its time and moneyhope to sell to, the people you work for, the people
claiming cigarettes arethat work for you, and so
okay. Nothing they do or say will ever make thaton. It's a big world full of little worlds when you look
true, but they may go a longclosely.In most cases I spell out precisely who and
way in changing public perception of their product. Awhat I'm going after, and then
few years ago theyproceed aggressively. Don't go for the moon all at
sponsored subliminally that no-smoking regulationsonce. Set a goal, achieve
infringe on our basicit, then build on that base. Any good planner knows
liberties. How's that for a P.R. stretch?Ultimately, thethe advantages of
goal of any public relations campaign is to eitherthinking three steps ahead while proceeding one
reorient,step at a time.FROM THE GUERRILLA P.R. FILEThe
or solidify, perception of a product, client, policy, orhistory-making August 1991 revolution in the former
event. From there,Soviet Union
nature takes its course. If the public perceives thebegan when then-president Mikhail Gorbachev left
product as good, the movieMoscow for a vacation on
star as sexy, the pet rock as indispensable, then thethe Crimean Sea. Because the whole affair had a
public will fork over itshappy ending, everybody
money. As the brilliant business author Dr. Judithlaughed when, only a few days later, the president
Bardwick explained, "To beof an outdoor billboard
perceived as visible increasingly means one iscompany in Detroit ran a series of large ads all over
perceived as successful."Some may charge thattown reading: "Welcome
stressing perception as reality is tantamount toBack, Gorby! Next Time Vacation in
sanctioning falsehood. I disagree. As the greatMichigan."MICHAEL LEVINE'S TEN COMMANDMENTS
historian Max Dimont argued,FOR DEALING WITH MEDIANever be boring.
it didn't matter if Moses really did have a chat withNever!Know your subject thoroughly.Know the media
the Lord up on Mountyou contact. Read the paper, watch the
Sinai or not. What matters is that the Jewish peoplenewscast.Cover you bases.Don't just take "yes" for
believed it and carvedan answer. Follow up, follow through.Never feel
their unique place in world civilizations because of it.satisfied.Always maintain your composure.Think
Perception becameseveral moves ahead.Be persistent, but move on
reality.Likewise, on a more mundane scale, one willwhen you're convinced you're getting
succeed in a P.R. campaign onlynowhere.Remember, this isn't brain surgery. Don't
if the perception fostered truly resonates with thetake yourself too seriously (like too
public. I do not believemany publicists I know). Have fun.Michael Levine is
people are easily duped. You may try everything inthe founder of the prominent public relations firm
your bag of tricks to getLevine
the public to see things your way. You'll pull it offCommunications Office, based in Los Angeles. He is
only if the perception youthe author of Guerrilla PR,
seek to convey fits the reality of the public, the7 Life Lessons from Noah's Ark: How to Survive a
reality of the times. AsFlood in Your Own Life.GuerrillaPR.net is a resource
Pretkanis and Eronson argue, credibility today isfor people that want to get famous in the media,
manufactured, and notwithout going broke.
earned.P.R. OR PUBLICITY?Often, the terms "public