| Bribery can be a good thing. For one chocolate bar, | | | | wrist watch, the kitchen wall clock, stove clock, |
| my son or daughter will help me around the house. | | | | microwave clock, grandfather clock, alarm clock, living |
| My son is 33 and my daughter is 27. For one twelve | | | | room clock, VCR clock, clock in car and wall clock in |
| pack of pop, my son built an entire deck in my yard. | | | | hall, I have spent four hours trying to save one hour |
| For a box of thin mints, my daughter helped me plant | | | | of daylight. Ditto six months later.The Perfect Mate: |
| my flower garden. Am I one resourceful grandma or | | | | Over the years I've learned that at age twenty, a girl |
| not?Granny on Insurance Companies. After paying | | | | is looking for a guy who is tall, dark and handsome. |
| premiums for many years, I turned in one small claim. | | | | At age forty, she wants someone who is gainfully |
| The claim I turned in happens to be the only thing | | | | employed. At age sixty, her only requirement is that |
| that is not covered. Go figure. My premium went | | | | he's breathing.Granny Marge is the author of two |
| up!Granny on Daylight Savings: I don't like it. Old | | | | humor books and the library director in a small town. |
| people don't like change so this irritates us twice a | | | | She also has two childrens' books ready to publish. |
| year. According to my survey, most people wish | | | | She has a regular column in the local paper, The |
| there was no time change. Go back to the way it | | | | West End News, called Excerpts from Granny's |
| was and leave it alone. By the time I change my | | | | Journal. |