Granny on Bribery, Insurance Companies, Daylight Savings and the Perfect Mate

Bribery can be a good thing. For one chocolate bar,wrist watch, the kitchen wall clock, stove clock,
my son or daughter will help me around the house.microwave clock, grandfather clock, alarm clock, living
My son is 33 and my daughter is 27. For one twelveroom clock, VCR clock, clock in car and wall clock in
pack of pop, my son built an entire deck in my yard.hall, I have spent four hours trying to save one hour
For a box of thin mints, my daughter helped me plantof daylight. Ditto six months later.The Perfect Mate:
my flower garden. Am I one resourceful grandma orOver the years I've learned that at age twenty, a girl
not?Granny on Insurance Companies. After payingis looking for a guy who is tall, dark and handsome.
premiums for many years, I turned in one small claim.At age forty, she wants someone who is gainfully
The claim I turned in happens to be the only thingemployed. At age sixty, her only requirement is that
that is not covered. Go figure. My premium wenthe's breathing.Granny Marge is the author of two
up!Granny on Daylight Savings: I don't like it. Oldhumor books and the library director in a small town.
people don't like change so this irritates us twice aShe also has two childrens' books ready to publish.
year. According to my survey, most people wishShe has a regular column in the local paper, The
there was no time change. Go back to the way itWest End News, called Excerpts from Granny's
was and leave it alone. By the time I change myJournal.